Comments on the spinster girl's guide to life: Greetings from Michigan

Of course you would. I give great head.

2008-07-08T23:52:00.000-04:00

Of course you would. I give great head.

So, no Romeo Void for the Parentals? "I might like...

2008-07-08T17:08:00.000-04:00

So, no Romeo Void for the Parentals? "I might like you better if we slept together" : I think Ma and Pa Spinster Girl could handle it! I do miss you so. Already. Tomorrow is Wednesday...Curry Chicken Salad...Oh, well. I will not eat it this week in honor of you. Who knows when I'll feel like eating it again.

Ah, Heidi! Thank you so much. Timing of the Univer...

2008-07-08T12:37:00.000-04:00

Ah, Heidi! Thank you so much. Timing of the Universe does suck as evidenced by the number of things that happened this week. I know it sounds silly, but I'm glad that I have friends to miss. So many people run away from West Virginia throwing their hands up and giving kind of a, "Fuck you!" That wasn't how I felt. And I'm thankful for that.

Dear Timing of the Universe: You suck. I was just ...

2008-07-07T12:23:00.000-04:00

Dear Timing of the Universe:

You suck. I was just getting to know the Amazing Spinster Girl and you whirled her away. I will forgive you because of The Internet.

That is all,
Me

P.S. I send you best wishes and groovy Feng Shui mojo and big hugs.

I'm so glad you're liking your place but, of cours...

2008-07-07T11:02:00.000-04:00

I'm so glad you're liking your place but, of course, we miss you here already.