On a lunchtime jaunt to Big Lots I couldn't help but notice a bevy of holiday gift giving ideas. I found myself particularly taken with the offerings of a Parfums de Coeur display, a company which, according to their website, markets "intelligently priced fragrance products that smell just as good, get just as many compliments, and last just as long [as designer products]." As I examined the cans of $1.49 body sprays, I found myself simultaneously drawn to and repelled by the neon green and pink can of "Rap Musk," created for the "fly girls of today's hip-hop scene." Aimed at "foxy ladies," Rap Musk comes with its own backwards, hot pink cap. Perfect for anyone hoping to relive the long ago days of Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Personally, I think it would go great with a copy of Breakin' or Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo (on VHS, natch) and a pair of parachute pants. It even comes with its own guarantee, Rap Musk -- "guaranteed to have all the fellas sweatin' ya wet." I don't really know what the hell that means, but pick some up for the fly honey in your life, today.
Monday, December 05, 2005
Spinster Girl's Guide to Gift Giving
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What about opera fans? Is there an opera musk?
OK. Experiment time. We're going to get a big group of us out Saturday night, half wearing Th' Musk and the rest of us in, um, whatever's popular now. We'll see who gets what, hoping, of course, that the clap isn't one of the options
Okay, but when all the fellas are "sweatin me wet," (yuck) don't be hating.
And while I have no scientific evidence of this, I do believe that Rap Musk may be more effective in preventing sexually transmitted diseases than a condom or even, um, abstinence which the impenetrable forcefield of Rap Musk will surely force upon the wearer and those intoxicated, repelled or left sterile by its scent.
Am I going to be the first person to point out what that can looks like?
(Something that rhymes with "fildo"?)
Yes, yes, you are.
Hey,
I recognize that photo from kookykitsch.com. Great website, BTW :)
Thank you for some new Christmas gift ideas:)
Um, I'm roughly over 2 years late to this party, but thank you for providing information on how all the young skeezers can get jocks to straight clock them.
If memory serves and you want to show off this scent, you can simply enter a room and inform everyone, "Rap Musk - ya know what I'm sprayin'?"
I can only presume that this purchase led to every available man plighting his troth to you, so congratulations on being sweated wet.
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